A standard-sized vending machine with a surreal twist, featuring a distorted, slightly warped frame that suggests it's not entirely of this reality. The exterior is a mix of brushed metal and cracked glass, with some areas appearing to phase in and out of visibility. The buttons are misaligned and glow with an eerie, pulsating light, and the display screen shows static interspersed with cryptic symbols. The snacks inside are vaguely recognizable but with altered packaging that shifts when not directly observed.