A surreal, office-themed rubber duck with a document-like texture, featuring a matte finish that mimics crumpled paper. The duck's form is classic and rounded, but its surface is intricately detailed with faint, printed text and bureaucratic stamps, blending whimsy with the game's bureaucratic horror aesthetic. The colors are muted, primarily off-white and beige, with occasional red or black ink smudges to suggest official documents.